How to Cook a Turkey

My class is made up of 4 and 5 year olds and they told me how they would cook a turkey. I thought some of you might like to try out one of these recipes this year.

How to Cook a Turkey

First you go to Walmart get a Turkey. Put salt and more turkey and some sugar and vitamins and real vitamins and letters on it. Then put it in a real hot oven for 8 minutes. Take it out and eat it. It will taste like Goldfish!

How to Cook a Turkey

First you have to go to a farm and hide the turkey under your shirt. Put mustard, ketchup, cereal like Capin’ Crunch, and one more ingredient salt and pepper on the top of the turkey. Cook it on the chair that is hot as lava for 108 minutes. Eat it all. It will taste like chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

First you have to go to a Pumpkin Patch and get a turkey. Take it home and put salt and pepper on it. Cook it on a hot stove for 30 minutes. Then you eat it and it will taste like chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get the turkey from the store. It gets a little bit tricky now. Put ketchup and mustard and tootsie rolls, and then strawberry ice cream on top of the turkey. Take the turkey home. Put it out for a decoration. Then cook it in a microwave for 10 minutes. Then you eat it. The turkey taste like turkey!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get the turkey from outside. Put just salt on it. And cook it in the oven for 10 hours at 30 degrees. Then it dies. Then you eat it. It will taste like turkey!

How to Cook a Turkey

Pluck the feathers then get out the bones. Then put salt and sugar on it. Next put more bones in it. Put it in the microwave for 5 minutes. Then add more salt. Put water in it and boil it. Last you eat it. It will taste yummy and like a pumpkin pie!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get the turkey from a store like Kroger or something. Put ice cream on top. Then cook it in the oven for 20 minutes at burning hot degrees. Then Mom cuts up the turkey. Then we eat the turkey. It tastes like Beer Can Chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

Go to Target and get a turkey. Cut it in half. Put salt, peppermint, mustard, ketchup and sprinkles on top of it. Put it in the oven for 3 days at 50 degrees. Mimi will carve the turkey unless her sister is still sick cuz then she can’t. Then eat it. It will taste like chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get your turkey from the Rockwall, Texas Target. Put vanilla ice cream and whip cream on the top. Throw it in the oven at 46 degrees for 66 hours. Take it out and eat. Taste like chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

Go to Costco and get a turkey. Dress the turkey with salt, ‘SLAP YOUR MAMA’ spicy stuff, and pepper. Cook it in the oven at 180 degrees for 20 minutes or so. Take it out and eat it. Taste good like chicken!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get the turkey at the market. Put pepper and hot sauce and pudding on the top. Cook it for 10 min in the oven at 100 degrees. Then eat it. Taste like chicken pie with hot sauce!

How to Cook a Turkey

Get the turkey at the restaurant. Put nothing on it cuz it’s good the way it is. Cook it at home in the oven for 4 hours at HOT and you will have to blow on it. Then you eat it ALL and then you get a treat like Skittles. Taste good and like chicken!