Missouri Bound

Missouri bound and I have 11 hours to think.  Never good… so here is what I thought about today.. (be warned I’m tired so it might make zero sense and my filter is unavailable for the remainder of this post)

4:30 is really early

4:39 is still too early

4:48 crap if I don’t get up right now I can feel a Good Morning to you marathon coming. 

4:57 it’s still dark outside

The back seat is comfy

Oklahoma’s roads are ridiculous

I don’t know who half these people are in the American History Trivia Game.  I hope no one kicks me out of the country.  I don’t think I could pass a citizenship test if my life depended on it. 

Why am I supposed to know the gun fight at the OK Corral. 

How does Poppy know so much trivia. 

I wonder if anyone else hates the smell of the soap in McDonald’s bathroom. 

Oklahoma’s roads really suck

The Oklahoma and Missouri border is boring.  I think they should spruce it up a little maybe add some flowers  or a river or a tunnel or giant tree that you have to drive through or a mini arch or free ice cream or maybe a shark saying cross if you dare.  I’m just saying there should be something other than a sign. 

Harley Davidson in Joplin looks very nice.  Such an unproductive stop.  I didn’t see a cute shirt or a cute boy…

Chick-fil-a’s bathroom soap smells like McDonald’s I wonder if Truett Cathy knows about this. 

My butt hurts from sitting. 

Why are there so many big trucks in Missouri. 

Where are we???

I really like when my iPhone plays a Justin Timberlake song followed by a song from church.

Why did we just exit?

I have to pee but Poppy would shoot me I’ll just hold it. 

I don’t think I packed any socks. 

Its 102 in Missouri what the poop.  I can’t escape the heat. 

It’s 2:06 dang today feels like it going really fast. 

I wonder how much longer.  My phone won’t connect to the internet.

Did I really just volunteer to drive.  Why do I open my mouth. 

I should clean up the back seat if I’m going to drive. 

I need a nap. 

I still love the Backstreet Boys.  I probably should keep that to myself… 

Boonville in 101 miles… who names these towns.  I want that job. 

The Po-Po are out today! 

It’s now 103

That was not 13 miles I needed a longer nap.

Really another Harley store…

I hate driving when I don’t know where I’m going. 

I hate truck stops.  Those men are creepy.

Why is my dad not sleeping…

Oh crap I was supposed to turn there. 

Oh good I made it. 

Dang this is a long 2 ½ hours.

I think my dad would like me to shut up

Not gonna happen

I drank too much tea

I have to pee again.

Oh look almost there.

I really have to pee.

30 mph really Macon

I have to pee. 

Yay we’re here. 

And that is my day in thoughts I hope you enjoyed it!

Love,

K-Dub and her Sweet Tea